SERENITY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

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Hey all! Sorry to come back so abruptly but there's something I need to adress. Over the past few months I have fallen in love with the TV show "Firefly", it was perhaps the greatest show that I have ever seen period. I loved the writing, the design, the music, everything was perfect! So now you know where I'm coming from when I say that "Serenity" was perhaps the greatest murder of any television show in the history of cinema! The lighting is gloomy, the characters morphed into cardboard cut-outs, and I find it hard to believe that Joss Whedon had anything to do with this F!@# fest of a movie! The main problem was that Whedon was given a tiny budget, 50 days to shoot, and had to convert the entire second season into a two hour movie! It's like putting vomit, chewed gum and cat poop into a blender, what do you expect!? The biggest problem is disapointment. My rage quelled, I'd be lying if I said there wasn't anything good about this movie. The acting is good for the most part, and the special effects are really nice. And there are still little hints of firefly mixed in, but that's the problem! It's 10% firefly 90% bull s#!*! For everything good, there are two things bad. "Hooray! The whole cast is back toogether! Oh, why are they all acting like they hate each other? Hooray we get to see Inara again! Wait, she has next to no lines. Hooray an epic space battle! OH F@#$ing HELL! WHY IN THE HELL DID THEY KILL HIM OFF!!!!!!" That was the final point where I felt like turning this movie off, when I saw the deaths of *WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!! SUPER MEGA ULTIMATE SPOILERS!!! LEAVE NOW AND REPORT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE AT THE * TO AVOID THE WORST SPOILER IN THE 'VERSE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!
Wash and Book. What...the...F@#$. They took to major characters and just flat out killed them off. Book wasn't so bad, he went out fighting, and you felt sad but not enraged. Thet gave him an epic death scene and had all the sad music, but Wash died almost as an after thought! He was just sitting down after saving all of their lives and BOOM! He get's impalled and dies, I clocked it at 5 seconds! Say it with me! B-U-L-L-S-@-$-%!!!! He was my absolute favorite character, and he just died. He might as well have slipped on a banna peel and broken his neck! Whoops! Crack! Dead. As I watched this movie I slowly watched as all pieces of firefly slowly trickled away. I could feel myself re-writing half the scenes as I watched them. But the movie was still a success, because of all the people who HADN'T SEEN THE SERIES! Since Wash and Book got bassically no screen time in this movie, anyone who didn't know them would just see them as minor expendable characters, and that's why not as many people hate this movie.




*Final verdict. If you hadn't seen the series, it was a good movie. If you had seen the series my god did this dissapoint me. Whedon clearly is better at doing shows. I hereby completely reject this movie. In my Plotline, it didn't happen. I actually prefer the Fan fic versions (Now that's scary). Picture you're eating this movie, you might as well be eating worms since it's so nasty adn unbeleivable, your brain just barfs it back up. For new people who haven't seen either, pick the show, it's better written, better handled, and not full of crap. Avoid this movie. I expected so much more.